why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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