So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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