he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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