she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i drank out of a bidet.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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