i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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