Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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