like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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