office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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