Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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