Christians are straight up FREAKS
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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