I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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