I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
only you would photoshop your dick
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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