i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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