They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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