i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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