Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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