found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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