I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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