he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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