So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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