i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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