I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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