Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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