Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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