But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
