I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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