How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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