yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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