I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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