i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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