Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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