Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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