Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she peed on how many people?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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