I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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