Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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