New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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