He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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