Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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