I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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