they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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