4 words: hood of his car
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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