Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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