Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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