All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
