You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Randomize
