Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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