i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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