I cockslap morals
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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