Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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