I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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