Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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