i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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