Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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