Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize