i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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