So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You made out with two different species that night
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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