Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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