i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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