PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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