I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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