GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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