everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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